60+ Best Kid Friendly Halloween Jokes | Knock Knock | Grandma’s 2022

Let your kids enjoy these Kid Friendly Halloween jokes that comprises knock knock jokes, Gadma jokes, questions, and answers on Halloween.

So that means it is a full package of laughter, read it by yourself, and share it with your kids, their friends, and your other family members.

Take a look and pick suitable kid friendly Halloween jokes, memes, and riddles to have a fun time.


Kid Friendly Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abbott, who?
Abbott time you opened this door!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo who?
Oh, I’m sorry….I didn’t mean to make you cry!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aida who?
Aida the whole pumpkin pie!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo who?
Don’t cry old man!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry who?
Harry scary monster here to freak you out!

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo who?
Ah, don’t cry, Halloween is just around the corner!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter who?
Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Turin who?
Turin to a vampire this Halloween!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tinker Bell!
Tinker Bell who?
Tinker Bell is out of order!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tad who?
Tad old black magic!

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howl who?
Howl you be dressing up this Halloween?

Kid Friendly Halloween Jokes And Answers Trivia

Halloween Jokes And Answers

Where was the first city-wide Halloween celebration in the United States?


Anoka, Minnesota.

When is Halloween thought to have originated?


4000 B.C.

What is the most commercially successful horror franchise of all time?



Who sang the original “Monster Mash?”


Bobby Pickett.

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What was The Munsters’ address?


1313 Mockingbird Lane.

What did Scottish women hang to see their future husbands on Halloween?


Wet sheets in front of a fire.

Who was the first First Lady to decorate the White House for Halloween?


Mamie Eisenhower in 1958.

What famous magician died on Halloween?


Harry Houdini.

What candy was given to soldiers in battle in the Korean War?


Tootsie Rolls

What is Hong Kong’s Festival of Hungry Ghosts called?


Yue Lan

What was candy corn originally called?


Chicken Feed.

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How much did Americans spend on Halloween in 2019?


$2.6 billion.

When was Trick or Treat for UNICEF founded?



What does the spell to emit light from their wands in Harry Potter?



Who plays the shopkeeper where Bill buys the bike in It Chapter 2?


Stephen King

In The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, what is the name of Leatherface’s family?


The Sawyers.

What do witches ride on?



What 2 colors are associated with Halloween?


Orange and black.

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What is the name of the Romanian region where Dracula’s castle is located?



Which classic book contains the character, Ichabod Crane?


The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.

Grandma’s Halloween Jokes | Kids

Grandma's Halloween Jokes

Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
“Because he had bat breath”

When does a skeleton laugh?
“When something tickles his funny bone.”

What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?

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What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?

What’s a monster’s favorite bean?
A human bean”

Why are vampires tough to get along with?
“Because they can be a pain in the neck”

Where do ghosts like to dance?
“Anywhere where they can boo-gie”

Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party?
“He had no body to dance with”

Where do ghosts go when they’re sick?
“To the witch doctor”

Why didn’t the mummy have any friends?
“Because he was too wrapped up in himself”

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What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What are a ghost’s favorite pants?
“Boo jeans”

What instrument do skeletons play?

Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
“Because he is always a goblin”

What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
“A toasty ghosty”

What was the favorite game at the ghosts’ birthday party?
“Hide and shriek”

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What do the birds sing on Halloween?
“Trick or tweet”

What are ghosts’ favorite kind of streets?
“Dead ends.”

What do you call a haunted chicken?
“A poultry-geist.”

Why don’t bats live alone?
“They like to hang out with their friends.”

I hope these kid friendly Halloween jokes were fun to share with your kids and other family members.

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