70+ Best Knock Knock Trick Or Treat | Halloween | Jokes | Riddles 2022

When we talk about Halloween, tricks or treat comes to our mind automatically.

So for good trick-or-treat holiday time, here are best jokes that include knock knock trick or treat jokes, riddles, and memes.

So take a look and have fun!

Knock Knock Trick Or Treat | Jokes

Knock Knock Trick Or Treat

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Frankenstein!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jacklyn.
Jacklyn who?
Jacklyn Hyde!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Getyur.
Getyur who?
Getyur fangs outta my neck!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fangs.
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that monster over there?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad it’s Halloween!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive Halloween!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a very Halloween bad joke!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Twick.
Twick who?
Twick or tweet, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda go trick or treating tonight?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry! I’m just a Halloween trick or treater!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben!
Ben who?
Ben waiting to go out trick or treating all day!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to give us more Halloween candy?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe please give me a Halloween treat?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hans.
Hans who?
Hans off my candy!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs your doorbell, it’s broken!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wolves Say.
Wolves say who?
Wolves say Happy Howl-oween!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Diane.
Diane who?
I’m Diane to eat my Halloween candy!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida!
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I’ve got tummy ache!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Imogen!
Imogen who?
Imogen Halloween without trick or treating.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for Halloween.

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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome candy to me.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Tyson.
Tyson who?
Tyson garlic around your neck to keep the vampires away.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Eddie.
Eddie Who?
Eddie body home? It’s Halloween!

Trick Or Treat Halloween Jokes & Riddles

Trick Or Treat Halloween

What do you call a hot dog with nothing in it?
A “hollow-weenie”.

What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
The “stake” sandwich.

What do skeletons say before they begin eating?
“Bone” appetit!

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His “ghoul friend”.

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
“Bam-BOO.”

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Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.”

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts.”

Why is it hard to have twin witches as your friends?
“Because you can never tell which witch is which.”

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because Seven ‘Ate’ Nine!”

I threw a boomerang at a ghost the other day. I knew it would come back to haunt me.

Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!

On what road does the zombie family live?
The dead end!

What is a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel.

Two ghosts are in a jail cell. The first says, “Hey I’m in for disturbing the peace. What got you in here?”
The second ghost says, “Possession.”

How do monsters tell their future?
“They read their “HORROR”-scope.

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Why don’t angry witches ride their brooms?
They’re afraid they’ll fly off the handle.

How do you write a book about Halloween?
With a “ghost-writer”.

What kind of music do mummies listen to?
“Wrap” music.

What happened to the guy who didn’t pay his exorcist?
He was “repossessed”.

What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
I’ll have two beers and a mop.”

What hunting tools do Australian ghosts use?
BOO-merangs!”

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!”

Why is a ghost so bad at lying?
Because you can see right through him!”

What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid!”

What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?
“Candy CORNeas.”

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Why did the monster eat the lightbulb?
“Because he needed a light snack!”

How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A little on the Dark Side.”

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.”

Why did the witches’ baseball team lose?
“Because all their bats flew away!”

Why don’t angry witches ride their brooms?
They’re afraid of flying off the handle.”

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.”

What’s worse than being a five-ton witch on Halloween?
“Being her broom!”

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What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
SPELLing!”

How are vampires like false teeth?
“They both come out at night.”

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