It’s never too early to grow some Christmas cheer, even if you’re not a big fan of vacations.
Here are some Santa Claus jokes that can make your Christmas holidays better.
Christmas holidays are the best time to have fun around with your loved ones.
Therefore, here are some of the best Santa jokes to share with your loved ones and spread happiness.
Or, try these memes, trivia, and riddles to suit different moods or situations.
Enjoy and Merry Christmas.!!
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One Liners Santa Claus Jokes
How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?
“It was on the house.”
Which of Santa’s reindeer are dinosaurs afraid of?
“Comet.”
Why is Santa scared of chimneys?
“Because he’s claus-trophobic.”
What’s Santa’s favorite type of music?
“Wrap.”
Why is Santa so good at karate?
“He has a black belt.”
Why does Santa go through the chimney?
“Because it soots him.”
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What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
“A rebel without a Claus.”
How you can tell that Santa is real?
“You can always sense his presents.”
What nationality is Santa Claus?
“North Polish.”
How does Santa take pictures?
“With his Pole-aroid camera.”
How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?
“It was on the house!”
Why was Santa’s little helper so sad?
“He had low elf-esteem.”
Why did Mrs. Claus get mad at Santa?
“Because her husband was a flake.”
Santa Joke About His Sack
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
He only comes once a year
What does Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
“They both leave children’s room with an empty sack.”
How do you get more presents from santa?
“You tickle his sack.”
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Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
“He only comes once a year.”
“I like my woman like I like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey.”
Santa North Pole Jokes
Who delivers Christmas presents to cats?
“Santa Claws.”
Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
“Santa Paws.”
What do you call Santa when he doesn’t move?
“Santa Pause.”
What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
“A Holly Davidson.”
What do you call a shark dressed in a red and white suit?
“Santa Jaws.”
What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when there are clouds in the sky?
“It looks like it might rain, dear.”
Where does Santa stay on vacation?
“In a ho, ho, hotel.”
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Why was the elf scared of Santa?
“Because he was claustrophobic.”
Who wears red and white and says, OH, OH, OH?
“Santa Claus walking backwards.”
Who is Santa’s favorite rock and roll singer?
“Elfis Presley.”
What do you get when you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
“Santa Clues.”
What is one of Santa’s favorite sporting events?
“North Pole vaulting.”
Awesome Santa Claus Puns
How many presents can Santa fit in his empty sack?
“Only one. After that it is not empty anymore!”
What’s Santa’s favorite fruit?
“(Sugar)plums.”
Who automatically gets added to the naughty list?
“A rebel without a claus.”
Which of Santa’s friends is the most chill?
“Jack Frost.”
Santa Claus Dad Jokes
Why does Santa have trouble spelling?
“He thinks the alphabet has Noel.”
What did Santa name his pet frog?
“Mistletoad.”
How does Santa get his sleigh to fly?
“I have no eye deer.”
What’s Santa’s favorite potato chip?
“Kringles.”
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What do Santa’s elves learn in school?
“The elf-abet.”
What you get when you cross a duck with Santa?
“A Christmas quacker.”
What do you call a cat who works for Santa?
“Santa Claws.”
Santa Claus Sack Jokes
Why does santa claus have such a big sack??
“Cause he only comes once a year.”
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
“He only comes once a year.”
What the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
“I don’t have a Mercedes”
“I like my cigars like I like my women,7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba
Ok not really racist but still funny.”
“Your forehead is so big ,u can fit Santa’s sack on it.”
Why did the caretaker of the twin towers get sacked?
“He left the landing lights on.”
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What does one saggy boob Say to the other saggy boob?
“If we don’t get some support people Will think we are ball sacks.…”
Do you know why Santa’s sack is so big?
“He only cumes once a year.”
Poor Santa Claus Jokes
Who is Santa’s least favorite reindeer?
“Rude-olph.
Why did Santa go to the liquor store?
“He was looking for holiday spirits.
How does Santa take care of sick people?
“He nurses them back to elf.
How did Santa’s little helper stop eating cookies?
“He used elf control.”
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What does Santa eat for breakfast?
“Frosted Flakes.”
What do you call Santa when he’s wearing ear muffs?
“Anything, he can’t hear you.”
Where does Santa cash his checks?
“At the snow bank.”
What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
“Subordinate Clauses.”
Why don’t you ever see Santa Claus in the hospital?
“Because he has private elf care.”
What’s Santa’s favorite candy?
“Jolly Ranchers.”
What’s red and green and flies?
“A sleigh-sick Santa.”
What’s big and jolly and says, “Oh, oh, oh”?
“Santa Claus walking backwards.”
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