70+ Silly Kid Jokes | Adults | Funny | Riddles, One Liner, Puns | 2022

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It’s no secret, everyone loves silly jokes, especially kids to make them chuckle at the dinner table.

Therefore here I have compiled clean jokes for kids for a good laugh and giggles from kids.

Moreover, these silly kid jokes feature funny riddles, one liners, and puns for different moods and situations.

In addition to that, these silly jokes are kids appropriate that kids, adults, and old people can enjoy.

Take a look below and pick suitable funny kid jokes, memes, and riddles that come in handy whenever you want to put a smile on someone’s face.

Funny Jokes for Kids | Boys and Girls | 2022

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funny kid jokes

What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
“A stick.”

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What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
“Thunderwear.”

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Two pickles  fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
“Dill with it.”

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What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
“Time to get a new clock.”

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Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
“Because she wanted to go to high school.”

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How does a scientist freshen her breath?
“With experi-mints.”

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silly kid jokes riddles

Why did the student eat his homework?
“Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.”

How does a cucumber become a pickle?
“It goes through a jarring experience.”

What did one toilet say to the other?
“You look a bit flushed.”

What do you think of that new diner on the moon?
“Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.”

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
“Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.”

Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?
“Because she will “let it go, let it go.”

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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
“A tuba toothpaste”

What do you call a dog magician?
“A labracadabrador.”

Where would you find an elephant?
“The same place you lost her.”

How do you get a squirrel to like you?
“Act like a nut.”

How are false teeth like stars?
“They come out at night.”

What building in your town has the most stories?
“The public library.”

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
“Finding half a worm.”

What is a computer’s favorite snack?
“Computer chips.”

What did one volcano say to the other?
“I lava you.”

How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
“It waves.”

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What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
“Twister.”

How does the moon cut his hair?
“Eclipse it.”

How do you talk to a giant?
“Use big words.”

What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
“Snow.”

What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?
“That hit the spot.”

Why did the kid cross the playground?
“To get to the other slide.”

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
“R2 detour.”

What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
“Time to get a new clock.”

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
“Because he felt crummy.”

Why was the baby strawberry crying?
“Because her mom and dad were in a jam.”

What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
“Where is popcorn?”

How do you make a lemon drop?
“Just let it fall.”

What kind of water can’t freeze?
“Hot water.”

What kind of tree fits in your hand?
“A palm tree.”

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
“A dino-snore.”

What is fast, loud and crunchy?
“A rocket chip.”

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
“Because she was stuffed.”

What has ears but cannot hear?
“A cornfield.”

What did the left eye say to the right eye?
“Between us, something smells.”

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What did one plate say to the other plate?
“Dinner is on me.”

When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
“Because when you find it, you stop looking.”

What is brown, hairy, and wearing sunglasses?
“A coconut on vacation.”

Silly Kid Jokes Riddles That Aren’t Too Confusing 2022

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silly one line kid jokes

It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
“Your name.”

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How many months of the year have 28 days?
“All of them! Every month has *at least* 28 days.”

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What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile?
“A clock.”

If you don’t keep me, I’ll break. What am I?
“A promise.”

There’s only one word in the dictionary that’s spelled wrong. What is it?
“The word “wrong.” It’s the only word that’s spelled W-R-O-N-G.”

You’re running a race and at the very end, you pass the person in 2nd place. What place did you finish the race in?
“You finished in 2nd place.”

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I have a tail and a head, but no body. What am I?
“A coin.”

What 2 things can you never eat for breakfast?
“Lunch and dinner.”

Which word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it? 
“The word “short.”

What’s the capital of France?
“The letter “F.”  It’s the only capital letter in France.”

Silly One Line Kid Jokes That Are Genuinely Funny 2022

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Kids Riddles.

“If you need help building an ark, I Noah guy.”

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“I wanted to be a doctor, but I didn’t have the patients.”

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“I tried writing with a broken pencil, but it was pointless.”

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“I was going to tell a pizza joke, but it was too cheesy.”

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“I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from.
Then it dawned on me.”

“The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar.
Things got a little tense.”

I hope these silly kid jokes brighten your and your kids’ day.

You can use these jokes to share on WhatsApp, Instagram, and Facebook as well to make your friends’ day special.

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