80+ Halloween Riddles With Answers | Hard | Funny | Scary 2022

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The thought of a ghost is unsettling whether you believe in them or not, especially around Halloween.

Our selection of Halloween riddles with answers is scary as well as entertaining around a campfire or in a dim room with candles.

Try frightening your loved ones(family), or simply chuckle a little.

Take a look and pick suitable questions to play Halloween riddles games with friends and others.

Enjoy!

Difficult Halloween Riddles For Adults

Difficult Halloween Riddles For Adults

What is alive without breath and cold as death, never thirsty, but always drinking.
“A Fish.”

Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
“Quit imagining.”

There was a plane crash and every single person died. Who survived?
“Married Couple.”

What do you do when you find out your sister left your pet spider’s cage open?
“Walk carefully.”

What’s big, scary, and has three wheels?
“A monster riding a tricycle.”

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Who makes it, has no need for it.Whoever buys it won’t use it.Who uses it, won’t care.What am I?
“A casket.” 

I protect, I stand tall, my purpose is to strike fear in all. What am I?
“A scarecrow.”

Ancient knowledge few can know, in the night is where I roam.Vermin I grab in my holy flight. No one can hide from my sight.
“An owl.”

I am a body with a leg, an arm, and a head, but I look like I am naked and bare. What am I?
“A skeleton

How did the vampire marathon end?
“Neck and neck”

Funny Halloween Riddles

Funny Halloween Riddles

What kind of boat does a vampire travel in?
“A blood vessel”

What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
“A trom-bone”

I don’t have eyes, but once I did see. Once I had thoughts, but now I’m white and empty. What am I?
“A Skull”

What did the skeleton buy at the grocery store?
“Spare ribs”

Where does the zombie live?
“On a dead-end street”

Why don’t skeletons watch horror movies?
“They don’t have the guts.”

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What is a vampire’s favorite dog?
“A bloodhound.”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a zombie!

Why did the vampire flunk art class?
“Because he could only draw blood.”

What’s the problem with twin witches?
“You can’t tell which witch is which”

Why do witches fly on brooms?
“Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy”

What do witches ask for at hotels?
“Broom service”

Short Scary Riddles With Answers

Scary Riddles With Answers Short

How does a witch tell time?
“With a witch watch”

Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
“He felt rotten.”

What do you call two witches who live together?
“Broom mates”

Why don’t vampires have a lot of friends?
“Because they are a pain in the neck”

Why was the Witch’s broom late?
“It over-swept.”

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Why do skeletons hate the winter?
“Because the cold goes right through them”

Why didn’t the skeleton eat spicy food?
“He didn’t have the stomach for it.”

How does a witch style her hair?
“With scare-spray”

How can you tell if a monster likes you?
“He takes another bite.”

Who is the most famous French skeleton?
“Napoleon bone-apart.”

Why did the vampire get thrown out of the haunted house?
“Because he was a pain in the neck.”

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What do witches put on their bagels?
“Scream cheese”

Do you know how to make a witch itch?
“You take away the w.”

Scary Riddles For Kids

Scary Riddles For Kids

What happens to a vampire in the snow?
“Frost bite”

Why did the skeleton run up the tree?
“A dog wanted to eat its bones.”

How do you make a skeleton laugh?
“Tickle her funny bone”

What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?
“Lazy bones”

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
“Because he couldn’t find any body to go with him”

What do you call a witch at the beach?
“A sand-witch”

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
“No body”

Why was the Witch’s broom late?
“It over-swept.”

Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither make or buy it.
What is it?
“A coffin”

What kind of music do mummies listen to?
“Wrap music”

What animal dresses up and howls?
“A wear-wolf”

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What’s the best way to talk to a monster?
“From afar”

Why don’t bats live alone?
“They like to hang out with their friends.”

Ghost Riddles With Answers

Ghost Riddles With Answers

What happened to the cannibal who was late to dinner?
“They gave her the cold shoulder.”

Why don’t mummies have time for fun?
They are too wrapped up in their work.”

What did the werewolf eat after his teeth cleaning?
“The dentist”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood!

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Where should a 500-pound monster go?
“On a diet”

What did Dracula say about his girlfriend?
“It was love at first bite.”

Why did the cyclops stop teaching?
“Because he only had one pupil”

Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
“Because there are so many plots there”

Hard Halloween Brain Teasers

Hard Halloween Brain Teasers

Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
Because they have a lot of spirit.”

What did the ghost say to the other ghost?
“Do you believe in humans?”

Why do spiders like living in haunted houses?
“Because ghosts can’t walk through their webs and break them.”

A ghost bought a house. It has all of the usual rooms except for one. What room won’t you find?
“A living room.”

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Some people believe in me and others don’t. At night I roam around and sometimes I float. If you hear a troubled noise coming from the ground, go run and hide from my creepy sound. What am I?
“A ghost”

Where does a ghost love to go swimming?
The Dead Sea”

What is wicked, homeless, white and goes up and down?
“A ghost in an elevator”

What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house?
“Hope that it’s Halloween!”

Why are ghosts such bad liars?
“You can see right through them.”

What is a ghost’s least favorite candy?
Life Savers”

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee-ware, all the ghosts are out on Halloween!

What road has the most ghosts haunting it?
“A dead end”

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What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
“He is mist.”

Short Creepy Riddles

Short Creepy Riddles

What is a ghost’s nose full of?
“Boooooogers”

What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
“Booberries”

What was the ghost’s favorite band?
“The Grateful Dead”

What does a ghost keep in his stable?
“Nightmares”

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
“Dayscare”

Why was the ghost crying?
“He wanted his mummy.”

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What position does a ghost play in soccer?
“Ghoul-keeper”

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
“Ghoulash”

Where do ghosts buy their food?
“At the ghost-ery store”

Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver?
“He didn’t have the stomach for it.”

Why are some ghosts so happy?
“Every shroud has a silver lining.”

Why do ghosts and demons get along so well?
“Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.”

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
“Ice scream”

Where do ghosts go when they’re sick?
“To the witch doctor”

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What do ghosts use to clean their hair?
“Sham-boo”

What are a ghost’s favorite pants?
“Boo jeans”

What is a ghost’s favorite pie?
“Booberry pie”

Halloween Riddles With Answers PDF

I hope these questions for Halloween riddles with answers will make your Holidays enjoyable.

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