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We have collected a list of the coolest Halloween tricks and treat jokes, which will make you and your friends & family roll on the floor, with their humor.
The jokes include dirty, naughty, and clean but funny jokes, memes, or riddles.
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Knock Knock Trick And Treat Jokes
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Abbott.
Abbott, who?
Abbott time you asked.
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a Snickers for a Kit Kat.
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Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this dead body?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole bag of candy.
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Imogen.
Imogen who?
Imogen life without Halloween chocolate!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a very Halloween bad joke!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Say It Fast Funny Word Tricks Jokes That’ll Have You Laughing
“Ask a girl to look down and then spell the word “attic.”
“Ask someone to say “Gabe itches” ten times fast.”
“Tell someone to say “eye” and then spell “cup.”
“Tell someone to say “We Todd Ed” ten times fast.”
“Tell a guy to say “my dixie wrecked” ten times fast.”
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“Ask someone to hold their tongue and say, “I was born on a pirate ship.”
“Say “sofa king awesome” ten times fast.”
“Ask a girl to say “Jyna I have a va” tent times fast?”
“Tell someone to spell “i-HOP” and then say “ness.”
Funny Joke Tricks So You Can Make Your Friends Say Funny Things Out Loud
“Ask a guy to say “nis I have no p” ten times fast.”
“Ask anyone to say “eye” and then spell “map” and then say “ness.”
“Say the following out loud: “ i 1 2 ½ 6.”
“Say “Alpha Kenny body” ten times slowly”
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“Say “Ice Bank Mice Elf” ten times fast.”
“Tell someone to spell “pig” backwards and then say “pretty colors.”
“Ask someone to say “I eat mop who” ten times fast.”
Best Trick Jokes That Are Confusing | Questions
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
“Incorrectly.”
What never asks a question but gets answered all the time?
“Your cellphone.”
What is it that lives if it is fed, and dies if you give it a drink?
“Fire.”
What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?
“Lunch and Dinner.”
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What is always coming but never arrives?
“Tomorrow.”
What can one catch that is not thrown?
“A cold”
What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?
“An envelope”
What gets wetter the more it dries?
“A towel”
Dirty Trick Question Jokes That Are Actually Innocent | Spelling
What does a dog do that a man steps into?
“Pants.”
Name a word that starts with “f” and ends with “u-c-k”?
“Firetruck!”
What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
“Toothpaste.”
I go in hard, come out soft, and you love to blow me. What am I?
“Chewing gum.”
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What’s long and hard when it’s young and soft and small when it’s old?
“A candle.”
What’s most useful when it’s long and hard?
“An education.”
What does a woman have two of that a cow has four of?
“Legs.”
I am always hard when dry but smooth and soft when wet. What am I?
“Sponge.”
How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
“Put a nipple on it.”
You truly enjoy this when you spread it. What is it?
“Butter.”
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You play with it at night and it vibrates. What is it?
“A cell phone.”
You can’t taste it unless you undress it. What is it?
“A banana.”
Trick Question Jokes For Adults
I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?
“An arrow, of course!”
What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?
“Money.”
What’s in a man’s pants that you just won’t find in a girl’s pants?
“Pockets.”
What does a man have in his trousers that a lady doesn’t want on her face?
“Wrinkles.”
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What gets wetter when things get steamy?
“Steamboats.”
What’s the best part of your body to put into a pie?
“Your teeth.”
Why is a happy sex life like a good steak?
“It’s rare.”
An expensive piece of tail, I come with a large “pair.” What am I?
“A lobster.”
Trick Or Treat Jokes For Halloween
Which type of pants do ghosts wear to trick or treat?
“Boo-Jeans.”
Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with?
“His ghoul friend.”
What do you give a trick or treating skeleton?
“Spare ribs.”
Where do you find the spookiest Halloween candy to give trick or treaters?
“At the ghost-ery store.”
Which candy do vampire’s hope for when trick or treating?
“Suckers!”
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In which U.S. city do werewolves like to go trick or treating?
“Howllywood, California.”
What type of road do ghosts like to trick or treat on?
“Dead Ends.”
What do you say to a trick or treating skeleton after you give it candy?
“Bone appeti!”
What kind of candy should you give a trick or treating zombie?
“Life Savers.”
Trick Or Treat Jokes For Toddlers
What do hockey players say on Halloween?
“Hat trick or treat!”
Why is Superman’s costume so tight fitting?
“Because it’s a size S.”
What do owls say when they go trick or treating?
“Happy Owl-ween!”
What do ghosts give out to trick or treaters?
“Booberries.”
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When do ghosts like to go trick or treating?
“In the moaning.”
What do they do on Halloween in Minecraft?
“Go trick or creeping.”
What do witches put on to go trick or treating?
“Mas-scare-a”
Trick Or Treat Dirty Jokes For Adults
What goes in dry and hard but comes out wet and soft?
“Pasta.”
What’s the speed limit of sex?
“It’s 68, but at 69 you have to turn around.”
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
“The taste.”
What do you insert in a small hole and twist all the way around?
“A Q-tip.”
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What’s long and hard and has the word ‘cum’ in it?
“A cuCUMber.”
What is six inches long, two inches wide, and everyone goes crazy over?
“A $100 bill.”
What is super hard and goes into a tiny hole?
“A key.”
What is the difference between “ooooooh” and “aaaaaaah”?
“About three inches.”
You have to blow it to play with it. What is it?
“A balloon.”
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