70+ Best Christmas Jokes For Kids | Puns & Riddles | Printable 2021

The festival season is the best time because you get to spend quality time with your friends and family.

To add more fun to your kids’ Christmas holiday, here are some of the funniest Christmas jokes for kids, just scroll down.

Moreover, It’s always helpful to have a few Christmas jokes for kids up to your sleeve to get the best giggles, groans, and eye rolls from the kids.

Therefore, here are handpicked kids friendly Christmas jokes that include short, smart, and funny jokes, puns, and riddles.

Take a look and pick the suitable funny Christmas jokes for family kids or if you need downloadables then refer to the Christmas jokes kid-friendly printable from the content menu.

Smart Kid Christmas Jokes & Riddles 2021

Smart Kid Christmas Jokes & Riddles

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
“You get tinselitus”

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What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
“Santa Pause”

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Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning?
“Because it was Decembrrrrr!”

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What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
“The letter “Y!”

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
“Snowflakes. (or Frosted Flakes!)”

Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
“Because of all the wrapping!”

What does an elf study in school?
“The elfabet.”

What’s another name for Santa’s Little Helpers?
“Subordinate clauses.”

What does Santa suffer from whenever he gets stuck in a chimney?
“Santa Claustrophobia”

How do sheep wish each other happy holidays?
“Merry Christmas to ewe.”

What is an elf’s favorite sport?
“North-pole vaulting.”

What do snowmen take when the sun gets too hot?
“A chill pill.”

What should you give your parents at Christmas?
“A list of what you want.”

Who delivers Christmas presents to elephants?
Elephanta Claus.”

Where does a snowman keep his money?
“In a snow bank.”

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What do you call a greedy elf?
“Elfish!”

Why wouldn’t the Christmas tree stand up?
“It had no legs.”

What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
“A snowball.”

What did one snowman say another snowman?
“You’re cool.”

How do chickens dance at a holiday party?
“Chick to chick.”

What do you get when Santa plays detective?
“Santa clues!”

What falls but never gets hurt?
“Snow.”

What kind of music do elves like?
“Wrap” music.”

What do you get if you mix a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite!”

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
“The abdominal snowman.”

What snack should you make for the Snowman Holiday Party?
“Ice Krispy Treats”

What does an elf work on after school?
“His gnomework.”

What do you call a snowman in July?
“A puddle.”

Why didn’t the tree get a present?
“He was knotty.”

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What do you get when you cross an iPhone with a Christmas tree?
“A pine-apple!”

What did one snowman say to the other?
“Do you smell carrots?”

What nationality is Santa Claus?
“North Polish.”

Funny Christmas Jokes And Riddles For Kids 2021

Funny Christmas Jokes And Riddles For Kids

How do you help someone who has lost their Christmas spirit?
“Nurse them back to elf. Ba-dum-bump!”

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What do Santa’s elves drive?
“Minivans. Get it?”

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What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?
“Orna-mints!”

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
“It needed to be trimmed.”

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Why don’t aliens celebrate Christmas?
“Because they don’t want to give away their presence.”

In what year does New Year’s Day come before Christmas?
“EVERY year!”

How does a snowman lose weight?
“He waits for the weather to get warmer!”

Why did the turkey join the band?
“Because he had the drum sticks!”

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What wears and read suit and goes, “Oh, oh, oh!”
“Santa walking backwards!”

Who gives presents to baby sharks?
“Santa Jaws.”

What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
“I’ll have a boo Christmas without you.”

What did the cow get for Christmas?
“A COWculator.”

What is big, red and flies in the sky?
“Santa Claus.”

How do you know when Santa’s in the room?
“You can sense his presents.”

What is green, white, and red all over?
“A sunburnt elf.”

How did the sheep say Merry Christmas?
“Fleece Avoided.”

What two countries should the chef use when he’s making Christmas dinner?
“Turkey and Greece.”

What do snowmen do on Christmas?
“Play with the snow angels.”

How do you know Santa is good at karate?
“Because he has a black belt!”

What is a reindeer’s favorite instrument?
“Horns!”

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What does Santa say in a race?
“Ready, set, HO!”

What comes before Christmas Eve?
“Christmas Adam!”

How do you scare a snowman
“You get a hairdryer!”

Did you hear about the cracker’s Christmas party?
“It was a BANG!”

Clean Knock Knock Christmas Jokes For Kids 2021

Clean Knock Knock Christmas Jokes For Kids

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Gladis
Gladis who?
Gladis not me who got coal this Christmas!

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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Santa
Santa who?
Santa Clause!

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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Mary and Abbey
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ho, Ho, Ho
Ho, Ho, Ho who?
Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas to you!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sandy
Sandy who?
Sandy Claus!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Mary
Mary who?
Merry Christmas!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open this present until Christmas!

Christmas Jokes Kid-Friendly Printable 2021

I hope these Christmas jokes and riddles are able to make the kids giggle.

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