The festival season is the best time because you get to spend quality time with your friends and family, especially at Christmas.
Therefore, here are handpicked kids friendly Christmas jokes that include short, smart, and funny jokes, puns, and riddles.
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Smart Kid Christmas Jokes & Riddles 2023
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
“You get tinselitus”
What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning?
“Because it was Decembrrrrr!”
What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
“The letter “Y!”
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
“Snowflakes. (or Frosted Flakes!)”
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
“Because of all the wrapping!”
What does an elf study in school?
What’s another name for Santa’s Little Helpers?
What does Santa suffer from whenever he gets stuck in a chimney?
How do sheep wish each other happy holidays?
“Merry Christmas to ewe.”
What is an elf’s favorite sport?
What do snowmen take when the sun gets too hot?
“A chill pill.”
What should you give your parents at Christmas?
“A list of what you want.”
Who delivers Christmas presents to elephants?
Where does a snowman keep his money?
“In a snow bank.”
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What do you call a greedy elf?
Why wouldn’t the Christmas tree stand up?
“It had no legs.”
What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
What did one snowman say another snowman?
How do chickens dance at a holiday party?
“Chick to chick.”
What do you get when Santa plays detective?
What falls but never gets hurt?
What kind of music do elves like?
Epic Christmas Jokes For Kids 2023
What do you get if you mix a vampire with a snowman?
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
“The abdominal snowman.”
What snack should you make for the Snowman Holiday Party?
“Ice Krispy Treats”
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What does an elf work on after school?
What do you call a snowman in July?
Why didn’t the tree get a present?
“He was knotty.”
What do you get when you cross an iPhone with a Christmas tree?
What did one snowman say to the other?
“Do you smell carrots?”
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Funny Christmas Jokes For Kids | Riddles 2023
How do you help someone who has lost their Christmas spirit?
“Nurse them back to elf. Ba-dum-bump!”
What do Santa’s elves drive?
“Minivans. Get it?”
What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
“It needed to be trimmed.”
Why don’t aliens celebrate Christmas?
“Because they don’t want to give away their presence.”
In what year does New Year’s Day come before Christmas?
How does a snowman lose weight?
“He waits for the weather to get warmer!”
Why did the turkey join the band?
“Because he had the drum sticks!”
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What wears and read suit and goes, “Oh, oh, oh!”
“Santa walking backwards!”
Who gives presents to baby sharks?
What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
“I’ll have a boo Christmas without you.”
What did the cow get for Christmas?
What is big, red and flies in the sky?
How do you know when Santa’s in the room?
“You can sense his presents.”
What is green, white, and red all over?
“A sunburnt elf.”
How did the sheep say Merry Christmas?
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What two countries should the chef use when he’s making Christmas dinner?
“Turkey and Greece.”
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
“Play with the snow angels.”
How do you know Santa is good at karate?
“Because he has a black belt!”
What is a reindeer’s favorite instrument?
What does Santa say in a race?
“Ready, set, HO!”
What comes before Christmas Eve?
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How do you scare a snowman
“You get a hairdryer!”
Did you hear about the cracker’s Christmas party?
“It was a BANG!”
Clean Knock Knock Christmas Jokes For Kids 2023
Gladis not me who got coal this Christmas!
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Mary and Abbey
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
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Ho, Ho, Ho
Ho, Ho, Ho who?
Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas to you!
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Donut open this present until Christmas!
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