70+ Short Christmas Jokes And Riddles To Tell This Year | Funny 2022

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The holiday season brings tons of cheer and fun especially Christmas when you get to see your friends and family members as well as share presents.

However, sometimes it can be stressful finding gifts and mailing Christmas cards to everyone on your list.

Therefore to get you into the holly jolly Christmas spirit, here are short Christmas jokes that are fun to read and share.

Also, this is the best time to start a conversation with your crush or new friends therefore keep some of the jokes, riddles, trivia, or pick up lines to use as icebreakers.

Pick suitable short jokes on Christmas that go well with the Christmas eve dinner or party.

Punny Short Christmas Jokes 2022

Punny Short Christmas Jokes

Why do reindeer like Beyoncé so much?
“She sleighs.”

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What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers?
“Truth or deer.”

What did Santa say when he stepped into a big puddle?
“It must have reindeer.”

What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
“A Pony sleigh station.”

What is Santa’s dogs name?
“Santa Paws!”

Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for coffee?
“Star-bucks!”

What’s every elf’s favorite type of music?
“Wrap!”

What’s the absolute best Christmas present?
“A broken drum — you can’t beat it!”

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
“You get tinsel-it is.”

What do Santa’s elves learn in school?
“The elf-abet.”

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What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Rude-olph.”

What do grapes sing at Christmas?
“‘Tis the season to be jelly.”

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
“A cookie sheet!”

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
“Ice Crispies.”

Who is never hungry at Christmas?
“The turkey—he’s always stuffed.”

Short Santa Claus Jokes Riddles For Family 2022

Short Santa Claus Jokes

What’s red and white and falls down chimneys?
“Santa Klutz!”

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What’s Santa Claus’s favorite type of potato chip?
“Crisp Pringles!”

What is Santa’s primary language?
“North Polish.”

Why does Santa go down the chimney?
“Because it soots him!”

What is Santa’s favorite kind of candy?
“Jolly ranchers.”

How do you know when Santa’s around?
“You can always sense his presents.”

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What was Santa’s favorite subject in school?
“Chemis-tree!”

Why does Santa always enter through the chimney?
“Because it soots him.”

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
“Nothing, it was on the house!”

What do you call a broke Santa Claus?
“Saint-nickel-less.”

What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”?
“Santa walking backwards!”

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
“A Christmas quacker.”

What’s Santa’s favorite fruit?
“(Sugar)plums.”

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Who’s Santa’s favorite singer?
“Elfish Presley.”

Short Funny Christmas Tree Jokes 2022

Short Christmas Tree Jokes

Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist?
“It needed a root canal!”

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How did the two rival Christmas trees get along?
“They signed a peace tree-ty!”

How do Christmas trees get ready for a night out?
“They spruce up!”

What was the Christmas tree’s favorite shape?
“A treeangle!”

What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?
“Orna-mints!”

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What do you call cutting down a Christmas tree?
“Christmas chopping!”

Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
“They have too many needles.”

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
“You get tinsel-it is.”

Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer?
“Spruce Springsteen.”

What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?
“Nice gnawing you!”

What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad?
“A pineapple!”

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What did one Christmas tree say to another?
“Lighten up!”

What month does a Christmas tree hate the most?
“Sep-timber!”

Short Christmas Dad Jokes 2022

Short Christmas Dad Jokes

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
“Claus-trophobia!”

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What’s the Grinch’s least favorite band?
“The Who!”

What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
“He got 25 days!”

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
“Santa Jaws!”

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
“Because he had very low elf esteem.”

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What do fish sing during the holidays?
“Christmas corals.”

What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?
“Ornamints.”

What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
“He pulled a cracker!”

Where do polar bears vote?
“The North Poll!”

Why did Frosty ask for a divorce?
“His wife was a total flake.”

Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
“He was picking his nose!”

Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
“They’re into all the wrapping.”

Why does Santa have three gardens?
“So he can ‘ho ho ho’!”

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
“Ice caps!”

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
“It’s Christmas, Eve!”

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What nationality is Santa Claus?
“North Polish.”

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
“Frostbite!”

What do you call a blind reindeer?
“I have no eye deer.”

What is Santa Claus’ laundry detergent of choice?
“Yule-Tide.”

How does Santa keep his bathroom tiles immaculate?
“He uses Comet.”

What is Santa’s favorite pizza?
“One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even!”

What’s Santa’s favorite song by the Ramones?
“Blitzen-krieg Bop.”

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How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit?
“No Brussels.”

What’s as big as Santa but weighs nothing?
“Santa’s shadow!”

How do you scare a snowman?
“Grab a hairdryer!”

I hope these short Christmas jokes are fun activities this festive season with your friends and family or people in your communities.

Moreover, check out these jokes, riddles, trivia, and memes on food, animals, and love to get more ideas that suit different moods or situations.

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