110+ Best Christmas Tree Puns | Jokes | One Liners | Modern | 2022

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Step up your jokes game this holiday season and spread the joy with these best Christmas tree puns.

You can use these tree jokes on Christmas cards for your loved ones.

Moreover, you can use them for social media as one liner puns and jokes are more suitable for a cute elfie Instagram caption on Christmas.

Or, you can share these tree puns and jokes at the Christmas eve dinner or party as well suitable to use as icebreakers to start a conversation.

Take a look below and pick your favorite Christmas tree puns one liners and spread the joy this festive season.

Christmas Tree Puns One-Liner For Instagram 2022

Christmas Tree Puns One-Liner

“So thankful fir this beautiful tree!”

“Can you be-leaf this awesome tree?”

“My tree this year is pretty fa-la-la-la-lit.”

“Who needs trips when you can have tree-ps?”

“Tree so fine I can’t help but Pine fir it.”

“Decorating this bad boy was pure Poe-Tree.”

“Decorating this year was such a Tree-t.”

“I think we have pretty good chemis-Tree, what do you think?”

“Feeling tree-mendously happy these days.”

“One of the best Christmas trees I’ve ever had….. fir sure.”

“Time to spruce things up.”

“I’m feelin’ pine.”

“We have great chemis-tree.”

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“I’ll never fir-get.”

“These decorations are tree-mendous.”

“Birch, please.”

“Fir sure.”

“This tree is officially lit AF.”

“Are you oakay? Yes, I’m pine!”

“Can I get a watt watt?”

“Yes, I do consider myself a Christmas tree hugger.”

“I love you a whole watt.”

“You need to branch out.”

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“Ready, set, glow.”

“Watts up, Christmas tree?”

“Have a tree-mendous Christmas.”

“Never fir-get how beautiful Christmas trees are.”

“I’m having fun fir sure.”

“Two’s company. Tree’s a crowd.”

“My Christmas tree is the best, and I don’t care if you disa-green.”

“Oh chemistree, oh chemistree.”

“Hey tree, don’t leaf me hanging.”

“Looking at you is like reading poetree.”

Modern Christmas Jokes2022

Modern Christmas Jokes

What’s the difference between Ryanair and Santa?
“Santa flies at least once a year!”

Why did Donald Trump continuously decorate the Christmas tree?
“Because people kept saying “moron” to him!”

Which TV Christmas special is being filmed in Brussels this year?
“Deal Or No Deal!”

What does Donald Trump do after he pulls a cracker?
“Pays her off!”

Why has Santa been banned from sooty chimneys?
“Carbon footprints.”

What do you call a snowman who goes on Love Island?
“A melt.”

What will be missing from Take That’s Christmas stocking this year?
“An Orange”

How does Luis Suarez like his Christmas dinner?
“Bite-sized.”

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What do the royal family play at Christmas instead of musical chairs?
“Game of Thrones.”

What did the Snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
“Get out of my face.”

Why is Christmas a busy time for David Cameron?
“He’s got two parties to organise.”

What’s the difference between Bono and Santa?
“Santa gives you things you want.”

Why won’t Santa visit Nigel Farage?
“Because he only comes if you sleep, not if UKIP.”

Christmas Tree Jokes Clean2022

Christmas Tree Jokes Clean

Why did the Christmas tree get in trouble with the umpire?
“Too much pine tar on his bat.”

Why are Christmas trees more noticible on Christmas?
“They have more presence.”

How can you identify a Christmas tree?
“By its bark – woof!”

How did the Christmas tree get in trouble?
“It was knotty.”

What did the Balsam Fir say when he was picked up from the tree farm?
“Christmas be my lucky day!”

Which former president planted the most Christmas trees?
“Wood-row Wilson”

Why do Christmas trees make such wonderful pets?
“They have a great bark, but wooden bite.”

Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor?
“It was feeling green.”

Why don’t Christmas trees ever pollute?
“They are ever green.”

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What was the Christmas tree’s favorite shape?
“A treeangle.”

How can you tell if you have a girl Christmas tree?
“Look for the tree skirt.”

Which side of a Christmas tree has the most needles?
“The outside.”

How do Christmas trees get their email?
“They log-on.”

What gets one year older when it rings?
“A Christmas tree.”

Where do young trees learn to become Christmas trees?
“In elementree school.”

What kind of coats do Christmas trees wear?
“Fir.”

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Why do Christmas trees make such great receivers in football?
“They have sticky fingers.”

What was the fitness trainer best at during the Christmas season?
“Trimming the tree!”

Santa Puns One Liners2022

Santa Puns

“That look soots you.”

“I’m Claus-trophobic.”

“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”

“Rebel without a Claus.”

“You’re my soul Santa.”

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“A round of Santa-plause, please.”

“Santa cleans his sleigh with Santa-tizer.”

“Claus I said so!”

Christmas Tree Knock-Knock Jokes2022

Christmas Tree Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Angel
Angel who?
Angel on top of my Christmas tree.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you – are you allergic to Christmas trees?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy canes hanging on the Christmas tree.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place to put a Christmas tree.

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eve.
Eve who?
Christmas Eve we decorate our tree.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona Christmas ornament.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kanya
Kanya who?
Kanya help me find a Christmas tree.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Decora.
Decora who?
Decorating the Christmas tree.

Christmas Tree Pun Names2022

“Chris Pine”

“Queen La-Treefah”

“Keanu Treeves”

“Justin Timber-lake”

“Au-Tree Hepburn”

“Tree-na Turner”

“Tree-na Fey”

“Tree Diddy”

“Ka-Tree Holmes”

“Tree Larson”

“Tree-twood Mac”

“Leaf Schreiber”

“Fir-rest Gump”

“Fir-ances McDormand”

“Fir-ank Sinatra”

“Fir-nando Alonso”

“Franz Fir-dinand”

“Fir-ah Fawcett”

“Fir-ell Williams”

“Fir-licia Day”

“Fir-eddie Mercur-Tree”

“Spruce Willis”

“Spruce Lee”

“Spruce Springsteen”

“Spruce Wayne”

I hope these Christmas tree puns and jokes are able to fulfill what you intended to do whether it’s Insta caption, icebreakers, or writing Christmas cards notes.

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