Check out our selection of Halloween puns, for your Instagram caption.
Halloween knocks on our gate with a lot of things like parties, fun, food, and aesthetic but scary pictures.
So, if you are in search of a good food pun for your next holiday pictures, you are at the right place.
Take a look at our Halloween food puns names, jokes, memes, and riddles to find yourself the scariest caption!
Have a Great Halloween!
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Halloween Food Puns Names
“Spook-etti”
“Franken burgers”
“Halloweenies”
“Toxic sludge”
“Fried Bugs”
“Halloween hypnotist”
“Bloody nuggets”
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“Spider eggs”
“Witches brew”
“Bloody blender”
“Vampire kiss martini”
“Rice creepies”
“Poison apples”
“Yummy mummy”
Halloween Food Sayings
“Have a fang-tactic night”
“Have a night of fright”
“Trick or Treat. Be so sweet. Give me something good to eat”
“Let us find out if it is trick or treat this Halloween”
“Remember the ghoul times!”
“Have a bootiful Halloween”
“Have a frightfully spooky Halloween”
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“If the broom fits, fly it”
“Witching with love”
“Trick or Treat. Smell my feet. Give me something good to eat”
“Too Cute to Spook”
“Scare Factory”
“Gone haunting, Will return at midnight”
“Don’t feel disheartened if you get tricks as they have their own fun”
“Eat, Drink, And Be Scary”
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“Halloween is the time to wear your scary faces”
“Have a Halloween full of screams and shouts”
“Don’t be scared rather scare everyone around you”
“Bugs and Hisses to you!”
“May this Halloween you be surprised with treats”
“Mummy’s little monster”
“Have some boo bites”
“I love being witchy”
“It’s Hallo-Scream!”
“Ghosts have the real spirit”
“Time for a coffin break”
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“Which witch are you?”
“Boo to you from our Crew”
“Don’t be a scary cat”
“The choice is yours, scare others or get scared by others”
“I boo believe in ghosts! I boo, I boo, I boo!”
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What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing?
“Get a broom!”
“Witch, please.”
“Have an eek-tastic Halloween!”
“I go to the bars for boos.”
“Fasten your sheet belts!”
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“I think I have deja-boo.”
“Demons are a ghouls best friend.”
What’s the best place to hide from ghosts?
“The living room.”
“Looking fa-boo-lous.”
“Witch way to the pumpkin patch?”
“Basic witch.”
“If the broom fits, fly it.”
“Resting witch face.”
“Witchful thinking.”
“Witch and famous.”
“What’s up my witches?”
“You say witch like it’s a bad thing.”
“Bow down, witches.”
“I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn’t find it very humerus.”
“Let’s have some skele-fun.”
“This is a hip joint.”
“Spine on the dotted line.”
“No body won the skeleton race.”
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Where does a skeleton go for a fun night?
“Anywhere, as long as it’s a hip joint.”
“I’m bad to the bone.”
“Witch upon a star.”
“Witch better have my candy.”
“Keep calm and carry a wand.”
“You’ve got me under your spell.”
“Grab your broomstick so we can make a clean getaway.”
“Witching you a happy Halloween.”
“Lazy bones.”
“Bone to be wild.”
“Laughing ’til I’m coffin.”
“Some people have no guts.”
“Bugs and hisses.”
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“Do you play the trom-bone?”
“The ghostess with the mostest.”
“Ghouls just want to have fun”
Why did the ghost cross the road?
“Because it was a poultry-geist.”
“I’m here for the boos.”
“Shake your boo-ty!”
“If you’ve got it, haunt it.”
“Dying to have fun.”
“Bone appetit!”
“You can’t skele-run from my skele-puns.”
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“Boo appetit!”
“Eat up, witches!”
“Eating on Halloween is really skele-fun.”
“I was totally Bone to eat.’
“Food ghouls!”
“This spread is total Ghouls!”
“Let’s give them pumpkin to talk about.”
“Trick or eat!”
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“Goblin up this entire spread.”
“Eat, drink, and be scary.”
“These goodies are eerie-sistible.”
“Howl good do these treats look.”
“Asparagus: Despair-agus”
“Avocado: Avocackle”
“Almonds: Howl-monds”
“Artichokes: Arti-ghosts”
“Bruschetta: Brus-cat-ta”
“Bacon: Bat-con”
“Bagels: Bat-gels”
“Bread: Boo-read, the Unbread, the Walking Bread”
“Broccoli: Boo-roccoli”
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“Burgers: Boo-rgers”
“Burrito: Boo-rrito, Broom-ito”
“Cabbage: Scab-bage”
“Carrots: Scare-ots”
“Celery: Cel-eerie”
“Chicken: Chill-ken”
“Chips: Trick or chips”
“Chocolate: Choc-eyelid”
“Coffee: Cat-fee”
“Cookies: Boo-kies”
“Corn: Candy Corn”
“Cupcakes: Cupcackles”
“Crepes: Creeps”
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“Dumplings: Die-mplings”
“Donuts: Do-nights”
“Eggs: Devilled eggs”
“Enchiladas: En-chill-adas”
“Eggrolls: Egg-ghouls”
“Edamame: Edevil-mame”
“Falafel: Falaf-ghoul”
“Granola: Gran-oooh-la, Groan-ola, Grave-nola”
“Grapes: Grave-pes”
“Gravy: Grave-y”
“Green beans: Scream beans”
“Guacamole: Guacamorgue-le”
“Honey: Haunt-ney”
“Hot dogs: Haunt Dogs”
“Hummus: Mummy-us”
“Kiwi: Wicked-wi”
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“Lobster: Lobs-terrify, Lobs-tarantula”
“Lasagna: Las-haunt-ya”
“Noodles: Nooh-dles”
“Pancakes: Pancreeps”
“Quesadilla: Creep-sadilla”
“Salmon: Sal-monsters”
“Spinach: Spin-witch”
“Spaghetti: Spook-etti, Scare-ghetti”
“Waffles: W-awfuls, Webffles”
Halloween Themed Food Puns
What do you call carrots that spook easily?
“Scare-ots.”
How do you pronounce crepes on Halloween?
“Creeps.”
What did the ghost have for lunch?
“A Boo-rito.”
What did the ghost put on his turkey dinner?
“Grave-y.”
What do you call zombie bread?
“The Walking Bread (or the UnBread).”
Halloween Party Food Puns
“Fangtastic.”
“Happy Hollow-ween!”
“Creepin’ it real.”
“Eat, drink, and be scary.”
“Hallo-scream!”
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“Hallow-queen of Halloween.”
“Howl you doin’, good lookin’?”
“A scare is born tonight!”
“A bag of tricks and treats.”
“Have a spook-tacular Halloween!”
“Orange you excited for Halloween?”
“Come as you aren’t.”
“Love at first bite.”
“Go big or gourd home!”
“Feeling gourd, like I should.”
“Slipped on a pumpkin today. It caught me off gourd.”
“Welcome to the pun-kin patch!”
“Pumpkin spice and everything nice.”
“Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.”
“You don’t know jack-o’-lantern.”
“Waaay ahead of the carve!”
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“Lookin’ gourd-geous!”
“I only have pumpkin pies for you.”
“Having a gourd of a time!”
“Vampires are a pain in the neck.”
“My costume is eerie-sistible.”
“Having a howling good time!”
“Fangs for the memories.”
“Happy Hallo-weenie!”
“Time to get this party startled!”
“Bat to the bone.”
“You’re the pumpkin of my eye.”
“I will gourd my candy with my life!”
“My costume really struck a gourd with me this year.”
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What’s a math teacher’s favorite Halloween treat?
“Pumpkin pi.”
“Oh my gourd-ness, it’s finally Halloween!”
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