Funny knock knock jokes? They are practically a sort of art in and of themselves.
This is due to the fact that the formula is so strict and predictable, but they may still be performed forever.
You can use them to flirt, start a conversation or impress. Won’t matter, what is the reason to use them, it is always loved by people.
Below is a list of cute knock knock jokes, go through and share it with your friends, lovers, or co-worker.
Pick suitable knock knock jokes that include memes and riddles as well.
Take a look and have fun sharing. Enjoy!
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Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Adults
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that’s who!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
You hoo, anybody home?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Linda.
Linda who?
Linda Hand, will ya? Mine is tired from knocking.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
It’s pronounced Ida-ho, and the state capital is Boise.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Who let the dogs out? I heard barking!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gouda.
Gouda who?
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aida. Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, I love this song!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hatch. Hatch who?
God bless you.
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend do anything we want!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!
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Knock Knock
Who there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in or I’ll freeze!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
What are you, an owl?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, and I’m putting it in your mailbox!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the best way out of this neighborhood!
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Knock Knock
who’s there?
fire!
fire who?
It’s not that bad, I just need someone to blow me.
Knock Knock
who’s there?
master,
master who,
master baiter.
Knock Knock
who’s there?
the seamstress,
the seamstress who?
I’m just trying to get the carpet to match the drapes.
Knock Knock
who’s there?
Pat, Pat who?
Pat Myas.
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Knock Knock
who’s there?
please pray for,
please pray for who?
me, I can only do the missionary position.
Knock Knock
who’s there?
the waitress,
the waitress who,
I just needed the tip.
Knock Knock
who’s there?
the mechanic,
the mechanic who?
I heard you wanted a rim job
Knock Knock
who’s there?
the dentist,
the dentist who?
I heard you had some cavities that needed filling.
Knock Knock
who’s there?
Ivana,
Ivana who?
Ivana lay you.
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Knock Knock
who’s there?
Justin,
Justin who?
Justin time for something naughty
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pauline!
Pauline who?
I think I’m Pauline in love with you.
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you still not in my phone’s contacts list?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you’ll go out with me!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like you!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Do-ya.
Do-ya who?
Do-ya want to be my girlfriend?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hershey’s.
Hershey’s who?
Hershey’s kiss!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love I’m feeling right now?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a whole lot.
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Knock Knock
Who there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Know a place I can spend the night?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bless.
Bless who?
But I didn’t sneeze!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your dad coming home?
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I’ll tell you!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you asking so many questions for, just open up!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who
Orange you going to let me in?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow
An interrupt—
MOO!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘Banana?’
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, I’ve been knocking forever!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you’re going?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita use the bathroom, please open the door!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out now?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help opening the door!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel … that’s why I knocked!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out now?
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abe Lincoln
Abe Lincoln who?
Aww, come on! Don’t you know who Abe Lincoln is?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Warrior
Warrior who?
Warrior been all my life?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I’ll tell you!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hutch
Hutch who?
Bless you!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Goliath
Goliath who?
Goliath down, you look sleepy.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
T-Rex
T-Rex who?
There’s a T-Rex at your door and you want to know his name!?!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lego
Lego who?
Lego of me and I’ll tell you!
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Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acid calm down and be quiet.
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Cockadoodle
Cockadoodle Who?
Not cockadoodle who, you shit,
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Boo Boo Who?
You better cry you ninny!
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Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Put!
Put who?
Put a sock in it and open the door.
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Burglar!
Burglar who?
Burglars don’t knock.
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Aunt Jemima
Aunt Jemima Who?
I’m glad I ain’t joe mamma.
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Robin
Robin Who?
Robbing You!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Iron!
Iron who?
Iron these clothes woman, and I’ll leave you alone!
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Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Stopper.
Stopper who?
Stop her she’s running off with your newspaper!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Train!
Train Who?
Someone needs to train you to open the door.
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ears.
Ears who?
‘Ears another knock knock joke for ya!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, it’s to whom
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alectricity. BUZZ!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Yukon
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t work, can you let me in?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Yeah, you do sound cuckoo!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you sooooo much!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t work, can you let me in?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.
Funny Knock-Knock Jokes To Tell Your Mom
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby Mother’s Day!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
A door.
A door who?
A door you, Mommy!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, Mommy!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Mother’s Day!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon brownies for Mother’s Day.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to say Happy Mother’s Day!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana give you a kiss for Mother’s Day!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a hug for Mother’s Day!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida know what I’d do without you, Mom!
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